Stolen from Jaymee, who stole it from a friend.
you might be a swimmer...
If whenever you hear an electronic beep, and you instinctively jump,
you might be a swimmer. If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got,
you might be a swimmer. If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal,
you might be a swimmer. (You might also be crazy) If jamming a piece of Styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual activity,
you might be a swimmer. If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin,
you might be a swimmer. If you sport long, curling hair with split ends on your legs,
you might be a swimmer. If the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won $1000," you might be a swimmer.
If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered last, you might be a swimmer.
If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice, you might be a swimmer. hahahaha so so so true]
When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways, you might be a swimmer. When your long term goal is to slap your bicep on your lat, you might be a swimmer.
When you wake up before six for the free doughnuts, you might be a swimmer.
When you go through so much latex in one season you could wallpaper your room, you might be a swimmer.
If a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see him without his clothes on" you might be a swimmer. [heehee]
If your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the evenings, you might be a swimmer.
If you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite sports drink, you might be a swimmer.
If the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool, you might be a swimmer.
If among your heroes are Kendrick Uy, Enchong Dee, or Miguel Molina, or you know who I'm talking about, you might be a swimmer.
If your daily apparel is held together by knots or is torn and see through, you might be a swimmer.
If you have an inhaler in every color of the rainbow, you might be a swimmer.
If the phrase, "50 Butterfly” makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer.
If being fish-like is a compliment, you might be a swimmer.
If your friends don't even call you anymore because they know that you have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer.
If your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 3, you might be a swimmer.
If you have hickeys on your neck, you might be a swimmer or you might be lucky.
If you sweat chlorine even after showering, you might be a swimmer.
If you just don't understand the charm of the swim suit edition, you might be a swimmer.
If getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all, you might be a swimmer.
If someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing teammates, you might be a swimmer.
If you hate vices and avoid parties, you might be a swimmer.
If you sacrifice a lot of things, you might be a swimmer.
If you are determined, strong, smart and tough, you might be a swimmer.
AFTER ALL, I AM A SWIMMER. -luigi roxas
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